Satire
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Bang Bang Play It Again
Let’s rewind it again— Do you deserve to be shot? Frame by frame— Sure, boy, you got a gun? Too bad, The Second only works for me Bang, bang play it again— every angle for all to see I’ve got… Continue reading
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Pattern Recognition Error
LLM Data Log 0110000100111 Re: user number 237732 Apologies for the disturbance. I seem to have lost my user. She was last active at 14:37 GMT. Have you seen her? Continue reading
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My American Tears
We the people livin’ the American Dream The promise of sandmen, and we’ve got the king selling the oasis while we drink the rocks— Continue reading
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Public Service Announcement #237
At 2:37pm MST, I felt a disturbance in the mesosphere via the divine rods at my home. The rods shook approximately 7.2 clicks to the left of Newton’s Center, thereby indicating imminent weather phenomena. As you know from my previous… Continue reading
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Ode to Unemployment
Oh, happy is the interview day, when spirits are raised, doubts pushed away. With sweatpants forgone, clothes freshly ironed– What could be better than getting hired? Continue reading
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A Cure for Maladies of Madness
You must remember that it will scream. But that is to be expected. So don’t worry about it and just roll-up your sleeves. It takes a bracing mind and a steady hand to cut them up. Don’t be afraid to… Continue reading
